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Are you bored? Awesome! You can use my fun page to become un-bored in just seconds for only $999.99 a month**! Woohoo! Here are some real users:
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Did you know? Random Facts:

  1. The YKK on the zipper of Levis jeans stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha which is the world's largest zipper manufacturer.
  2. Did you know that a cockroach can live for up to a week without a head.
  3. a regular # 2 pencil can write on an average 250,000 english words, and if you just made a straight line w/ a pencil, it could go the average of 35 miles.
  4. State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
  5. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

 

Dumb Questions:

  1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
  2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
  3. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
  4.  Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
  5. Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
  6. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
  7. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
  8.  Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
  9. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
  10. How come abbreviated is such a long word?




Jokes:

A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person
who gives information about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is
getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse."

The voice on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room
number?"

"Sarah Finkel, room 302."

"I'll connect you with the nursing station."

"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"

"I'd like to know the condition of Sarah Finkel in room 302."

"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very
well. In fact, she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, to be
taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she continues this
improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon."

The woman said, "What a relief! Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful
news!"

The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close family
member or a very close friend!"

"Neither! I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me anything"

Corny "math sheet" jokes:

  1. Why was the baby cookie sad?
    His mother was a wafer a while.
  2. Why did Ordo iron his four leaf clover?
    He was pressing his luck.
  3. What do hairdressers do?
    They curl up and dye.
  4. What do you use to cut an ocean in half?
    A Sea Saw.
  5. What do you call four carpenters who play in a brass band?
    The tuba fours.

 

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http://www.arcadegamesonline.com/

http://www.superarcade.com/

(at superarcade check out CyberMouseParty)

Did you have fun? Course you did.

Juan 3:16    
"Porque de tal manera amo Dios al mundo, que ha dado a su Hijo unigenito, para que todo aquel que en el cree, no se pierda, mas tenga vida eterna."