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Did you know? Random Facts:
- The YKK on the zipper of Levis jeans stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha which is the world's
largest zipper manufacturer.
- Did you know that a cockroach can live for up to a week without a head.
- a regular # 2 pencil can write on an average 250,000 english words, and if you just made a straight
line w/ a pencil, it could go the average of 35 miles.
- State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska
- Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs
- Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
Dumb Questions:
- Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
- Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
- If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
- Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
- Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
- Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
- If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
- Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
- Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
- How come abbreviated is such a long word?
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A woman called a local hospital. "Hello. Could you connect me to the person who gives information
about patients. I'd like to find out if a patient is getting better, doing as expected, or getting worse."
The voice
on the other end said, "What is the patient's name and room number?"
"Sarah Finkel, room 302."
"I'll connect
you with the nursing station."
"3-A Nursing Station. How can I help You?"
"I'd like to know the condition of
Sarah Finkel in room 302."
"Just a moment. Let me look at her records. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact,
she's had two full meals, her blood pressure is fine, to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of hours and, if she
continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send her home Tuesday at noon."
The woman said, "What a relief!
Oh, that's fantastic... that's wonderful news!"
The nurse said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you are a close
family member or a very close friend!"
"Neither! I'm Sarah Finkel in 302! Nobody here tells me anything"
Corny "math sheet" jokes:
- Why was the baby cookie sad?
His mother was a wafer a while.
- Why did Ordo iron his four leaf clover?
He was pressing his luck.
- What do hairdressers do?
They curl up and dye.
- What do you use to cut an ocean in half?
A Sea Saw.
- What do you call four carpenters who play in a brass band?
The tuba fours.
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